Wednesday, June 27, 2007

How Very Disappointing

Online Dating

The above image of my perfectly formed behind must count for nothing these days. Perhaps I should change it to a front view?

6 comments:

Jamie Starbuck said...

I'm NC-17! Jeez...

Henry North London said...

You obviously have mentioned death a couple of times

Try using more Anglo Saxon and your rating will get worse

mutterings and meanderings said...

I got parental guidance, due to one mention of 'murder'. It obviously didn't pick up on my Fred West posting.

Big Chip Dale said...

Jamie, is it any wonder when you use language like that. I'll be bleeding damned if 'J**z' ever has a place in a blog of mine.

Henry: Anglo Saxon. You know, you might have an idea there. I've seen blogs written in Middle English. A bit of Anglo Saxon is what I'm missing. I'll have a crack tomorrow. It'll probably come out sounding like a bad parody of Jabberworky but it might work.

M&M: I knew you'd come through with flying colours. You're like one of those films rated 18, which contain no bad language, no sex, no gore, but are disturbing in wholly unique and interesting ways. A bit like me, I suppose.

Jan Tregeagle said...

You could always use the word knife...which apparently contributed to me being 17+. I'm rather surprised it didn't pick up on Gabby really...

Mopsa said...

blimey chip - it ain't fair - there's me, talking about cuddly things like toads and dormice and get an over 18's only label slapped on me. And then there's you and your rippling torso and thongs....it's all Blair's doing.