Thursday, October 25, 2007

Search Terms

I think it's time for the top 10 search terms that brought people here in the last week:

10. Chip n Dale ferrets
9. Chipendale in Halifax
8. do Chip n Dale squirrels have penises

(To which I would have answered: no, that's why they squeak so much.)

7. Chip Dale ticklish testicles
6. Chinese chip n dale dancers
5. Cheap thongs wedding presents
4. Fixing broken chipendale chair (+fat woman)
3. i love men dancing in chip fat
2. big chipendales how much

But my favourite happened just a few hours ago and came from Turkey:

1. ‘Bigger underwear for attractive men’.

Need I say more?

5 comments:

Sue Doe-Nim said...

I could no longer resist your sexiness (and big underwear), yer blogrolled my friend.

Momentary Academic said...

I'm sorry, but men dancing in Chip fat? ARGH!

Daily Referendum said...

Three of those were me. I'll leave you to guess which ones.

Ms Baroque said...

What about smaller underwear for attractive men?

Big Chip Dale said...

Sue Doe-Nim, nobody can resist the Chipster's sexiness, though my underwear fits just right.

MA, well if you don't like the image, why did you search for it? You see? Your past comes back to haunt you here at Chip Dale's Diary.

Steve, I know which three. And unless I'm in your next 10 Magical Mystery Tours I'll be sending the information to the newspapers.

Ms. Baroque, a very subtle point. There's nothing worse than a loose fitting thong. I've always found that smaller underwear, even if it's a little tight, is much more attractive.