Gabby Here...

Helo people. Gabby here. Chip gone bed. He asleep now and I just got in with good news. You can see vid? You as happy as me? I think so. Chip not know but I get tickets to film from friend who makes knifes. You all welcome to watch vid [Chip: I've removed the video because I'm sick of hearing the bloody Irish music every time I load the site. If you must, click the picture if you want to see knife porn]. If you want to come see film with Gabby, you tell me. I will be seeing it lots. Have plenty of room for Chippy's friends. I know who you all are and I want send presents to all. I won't say what presents is but it will make you strong and healthy if you cook and eat before it start to go off. And don't throw away feathers. I say no more. Spoil surprise.

I'm very glad I get chance to do nice thing for you all. Chip makes me sound like I'm very bad, which is very wrong of him. I'm lovely lady, kind, with good teets. I clean my teets with brush and Mcleans every morning for mints white. And when people annoy me, I don't hit them or get knife out. I usually talk to them and then get knife out. But not always to hurt them. A knife is good for many many uses... Many uses... Many many many uses... Okay, it usually to hurt people but not because I want to. But because Gabby is pushed. A bit like Rambo. He pushed. He not want go to war. He tell people 'I not fight for you'. But they push him like Gabby gets pushed. And then he runs around with big knife and big guns and makes bloody good films. A bit like Gabby only I make bloody good records like hokey cokey.

So people. Rambo is back and Gabby says you see it.

Love.

G

xxx