Saturday, October 13, 2007

Happy Birthday Big Chip Dale

Rather hard to believe, isn’t it, that this dapper young Goth with slight acne and a mild fungal toe infection would later become the Welsh stripping sensation known as The Chipster? And it all seems so many years ago now. Long before I damaged my spine lifting that overweight traffic control officer at her hen party. Long before I met Romania’s answer to Combat Barbie. And before I began to tell you all my stories here at Chip Dale’s Diary. Not all of you have been with me along the way, so I think it falls to me, as the longest serving resident, to be the first person to wish myself a very happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Chip, old sport!

Since it’s my birthday, I’m sure you’re all wondering what to get me. Perhaps you’re thinking of something in fur, large in the pouch, and with a couple of straps the width of dental floss. Well, you can forgo the expensive gifts unless the seats are in leather and it goes from nought to two hundred in nine seconds. Can money buy love? Well, I suppose it can if you happen to play in the right of midfield for Manchester United. However, here are Chipster Central, I want simpler things. A few comments would be nice but some success beyond my stripping career would be even better.

I’ll be out of communication range for much of the day as I’ll be hosting a little drinks party for a few friends at the local. Feel free to drop in if you’re in the area. Not only will you get to meet some of the biggest names in Welsh thongdom but, of course, the drinks are on me!

9 comments:

Shades said...

Gosh, you looked older then than you do now...

Colin Campbell said...

You look like even less of a geek than I did at that age. Happy Birthday. I will have to pass on drinks. I have a hangover and have to take it easy for a few days.

Mopsa said...

A very happy birthday Chip - you have certainly improved with age - like a fine lambrini.

Momentary Academic said...

I agree with Mopsa. You are getting more and more attractive as the years go on... Good for you!

mutterings and meanderings said...

happy birfday Chippy!

Daily Referendum said...

Happy Birthday Chip.

anaj said...

Happy birthday.

Internet Ronin said...

Dylan's song come to life? Anyway, many happy returns - we're still celebrating your birthday on the left coast of the ex-colonies.

Ms Baroque said...

Chippy, let me be the - er - tenth to say Happy Birthday to you, if only retrospectively. I too was rather busy yesterday, which is why the present unfashionably-late entrance.

When you get your head back, I hope you'll remember only wonderful things about your day!

Ms B x