Thursday, April 05, 2007

Bye Bye G4

Gabby’s in the bedroom crying into her pillow. She’s just heard that G4 are to split up. I’m sitting in my den with a huge grin on my face and listening to Kris Kristofferson growl his way through ‘Beat the Devil’.

One of Gabby’s ambitions since arriving in the country had been to terrorise the nation with a duet with G4, bless her poor little perverted Romanian heart. I hear the reason for the split is 'creative differences'. Two of G4 wanted to create something evil and the others only wanted to create something mildly demonic.

News like this makes a man's thong swell with delight!

I ain't sayin' I beat the devil, but I drank his beer for nothing.


mutterings and meanderings said...

I ain't got a thong, but this news rather delighted me too

Jeremy Jacobs said...

What's a G4?

Chip Dale said...

A G4 doesn't exist any more. It used to be a method of self-torture.