Friday, November 02, 2007

The Welsh Amateur Thong Awards!

Wow! What a party! We’re just back from the Welsh Amateur Thong Awards, sponsored by PouchSoft. I must say that I’ve never had such a fun time. Gabby is such a great dancer. I was spinning her round the floor all night and I don’t think her hip popped out on more than twice. And, even when it did, it only took a couple of smacks with a tyre iron to get in back in there and we’d be off again, tripping the light fantastic.

I was there in my role as President of the British Thong Society, and I presented two awards to upcoming strippers. It's great to see young Thonglateers following the footsteps of the great Chipster himself. And what's even better, I ended the night with my hands full!

11 comments:

Momentary Academic said...

Dear LORD! She has nearly fallen out of her dress. You naughty man!

You clean up well, Chippy! haha.

Richard Madeley said...

You dirty old bugger, Chip.

David said...

Chip, I am going to a black tie do next week , can you lend me a thong to go with my tuxedo and can I lend Gabs & her sister too. I promoise to return them dry cleaned.

Big Chip Dale said...

David, unfortunately it was a rental...

... and so was the suit.

David said...

As you are such a smooth swinger Chip maybe you can give me a fashion tip for my upcoming black tie do? Do you think it would be suave to wear my thong on the outside of my tuxedo?

Big Chip Dale said...

The golden rule, David, is to only do so if the thong is luminous. Otherwise wear it beneath a pair of black pants with quick release velcro tabs certified to British Standards. Always remember to check for the kite mark.

Daily Referendum said...

No wonder you're smiling.

Sean Jeating said...

Did this happen in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwthll - err - at Llanfair PG? Or was it Bang-or?

Shades said...

Gosh, you look more like that Lembit Optik bloke every day...

Mopsa said...

Chippy - put them down! Now! It's not good for the writing.

King Tutanhigham said...

Slightly overdressed, methinks.