Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Tourist Thong

As you can tell, I've been a bit distracted today. I've been out and about doing 'the tourist thing' with Gabby and her sister. They've been screeching their way around Bangor and the outlying areas, squealing with delight at every sheep they see, every cloud in the sky, every exciting little fork in the road, every large eyed child, every sign in Welsh... Need I go on? My head is splitting with pain and a handful of aspirin has done nothing to ease it.

I'd always assumed that twins already know what the other is thinking. I don't understand their need to babble on all the time, usually in high frequency Romanian. And when they're not talking, they're ordering me to pull up by the side of the road so Monica can have her picture taken with every policeman they see.

I'll have more news later... Or maybe not. I don't know if I'll be able to suffer tonight's little adventure.

Your Chipster is not a happy man.

3 comments:

Jamie Starbuck said...

I'm intrigued how your advertising can include "India's Top-Rated Blogs"? Do you have many readers originally from the sub-continent? Or are they incontinent?

Mopsa said...

Try doing a quiet strip to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKSE0ou67TI
Keep your pecker up Chippy

Chip Dale said...

Jamie, I'll let you know that I'm very big in India. I believe I'm the biggest name in stripping to have come from Wales to every find fame in Asia. I've considered a tour, naturally, but just don't have the hours in the day.

Mopsa: great video, but how did you know that I once did a stripping routine on roller skates? I stopped doing it after I nearly ruined my buttocks through friction burns from falling over one too many times...