April Figures Show A HUGE Rise
April saw the second best day ever on the blog with 15,747* unique visitors coming by to sniff my pineapple body lotion. As you know, March was a record month with 312,726 visitors, but this was eclipsed by April which rose to nearly half a million. Thong news clearly travels quickly around the blogosphere as page impressions were also up from March's rather dismal 369,308 with 940, 493 pages served in the last month.
Here are my top sites for April. All these sites referred at least 100 people here.
1. The Daily Thongerendum
2. Is There More to Life Than Thongs?
3. Baroque Thongs in Hackney
4. Dave Hill's Thongorama
5. Mutterings and Meanderthongs
6. Thonghead Magazine
7. The Chicken With A Thong
8. Thongsa
9. Amy Winehouse
10. Yates’ Wine Lodge
11. Bryan Appleyard's Thong Experiments
12. Arthur Clewley’s Photogenic Thong
13. Thong on England
14. The Thong
15. The Devil's Thong
16. Thong in the North
17. The Thong's Pact
18. Thongs of Grey
19. The Thong Blog
20. The World According to Thong
I won’t embarrass the bloggers who have failed to fulfill their minimum requirements but I’d ask them to return their Chip Dale Support Thongs and to try harder next month.
* All figures are approximate, ± 99.9%.
15 comments:
I'm so flattered! I'm all flushed! btw, Chip, could you contact me by email via my blog? I have a small request....!?!?!?!?!
Dave H wants a thong of his own! Happy to serve, as always.
Chip, it appear I've referred more readers to you than I had readers! How is this possible?
April was a cruel month in Hackney.
Dave: sorted... I had the pair with the super elasticated gusset in stock.
Mopsa: See above.
Ms. Baroque: Yes, well, you might have noticed that I've adopted your habit of footnoting my posts. I think the discrepancy can be explained by + and - figure I quote at the bottom. You know what they say about lies, damn lies, and statistics, but I think my figures are accurate and I'll defy anybody to prove otherwise.
Do I get commission? ;)
Blimey, I didn't think even 100 people had visited my wee blog.!
Chip, I've noticed a huge rise since I posted up the "Fanny Lollys" picture.
Never underestimate the power of the thong.
Thanks for the visitors you send my way. You are No 2 on my list.
Mutterings: No commission but a jewel encrusted posing pouch is on its way to you.
Jan: I might have miscounted. There might only have been 99 but what they lacked in numbers they made up for in quality.
Ian: I'm shocked about the fanny lollies. I saw an ad for a chocolate thongs today but I really didn't want to consider it for too long...
I'm also shocked to discover an error in my stats. I couldn't have got 100 visitors from your eminent blog since you don't link to me. My heart is broken, my thong string snapped and hanging between my knees with disappointment. You link to my namesake but not me...
Steve: Only No. 2? Come come. Doesn't quality of visitors count for something? And don't I fill that portion of your blog that needs more handsome men shrouded in pink and with long flowing locks?
a jewel encrusted posing pouch would mean nothing unless you were in it Chip, sigh
Really Rilly! You'd have to send at least 200 visitors my way to warrant that kind of attention. Or at least I understand that's what my namesake does for his biggest referrers.
Thank you Chip. I've been wondering if I should re-brand 'The Spine' and now I know what it should be called.
Chip, I've put your link in my (extremely selective) list as you can't have enough Chips or Dales (at least not at Disneyland, provided you don't see more than one pair at once).
I've linked to you in postings previously and I'm sure your picturette attracts some attention.
I'm also waiting for your namesake to realise that he runs a milk business...
Ah, Ian, I'm grateful that you've responded to my thong waving bullying. You have to see that I'm out to conquer blogland and I need more traffic if I'm to be invited onto News 24 to review the day's papers.
It's taken me hours to figure out that milk remark but now I have it's worth it. From now on, that's the only way I'll refer to it.
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