Monday, December 03, 2007

Help Wanted: Angry Mob

Here’s a post to keep my blog ticking over while I’m relining my thongs, reoiling my hips, and giving my buttocks a closer than normal shave. I came across this little offer of free tickets when I was researching my chances of appearing on 15 to 1. Although I’m not going to take the offer up myself, I was hoping that there’d be an angry mob out there who could do the job for me. Gabby suggested that she contact friends in the Romanian military but I think I can do a better job by using the power of the internet.

If you know an angry mob, or perhaps you yourself are an angry mob, could you get yourself down the studios and spend an whole afternoon jeering. I’ve written letters to television production companies suggesting that Gabby and myself would make a better job of hosting this show, while Jordan and Andrex can get back to what they do best… Okay, you’re right. I don’t know what that would be. They could just disappear and stop rubbing our noses in it.

Are you with me, angry mob?


titchman said...

I don't mind coming with for a bit of jeering at Jordan & Peter...but what if things turn they start singing a duet? I hate violence.

Big Chip Dale said...

No, in this case go with the violence. It's the right way to go and totally acceptable in law. You shouldn't be passive in this case. What's the line from Apocalypse Now? 'Extreme prejudice.' That's what we need.