tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post4838982471787999302..comments2023-11-02T14:03:21.567+00:00Comments on Chip Dale's Diary: A Penitent ManBig Chip Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05585365213244296058noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-30307205203829002502007-10-17T23:36:00.000+00:002007-10-17T23:36:00.000+00:00Ian, that's very good of you. Did I leave a commen...Ian, that's very good of you. Did I leave a comment about midgets? I really can't remember. I might have. Sounds like me. Have a fear of the little chaps. Since I was knee high to a midget. Thank you for you best wishes. You should have popped along. You might have been able to solve the mystery of the trombone.<BR/><BR/>William, that's my RAF training. Always hit a target twice, just to be sure.Big Chip Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05585365213244296058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-49430375574829078362007-10-17T23:23:00.000+00:002007-10-17T23:23:00.000+00:00I can overlook it, Chip old boy, but Mrs Gruff won...I can overlook it, Chip old boy, but Mrs Gruff won't have you in the house again.<BR/><BR/>It wasn't so much that you were sick over her prize aspidistra as that you were sick over it twice.William Gruffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02434757003701117714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-25064882378827370002007-10-15T20:11:00.000+00:002007-10-15T20:11:00.000+00:00Chip, I must admit initially your remark about hav...Chip, I must admit initially your remark about having a thing for midgets struck me as a bit below the belt, but now it all makes sense. If only I'd known. I was only in Bristol, so a day trip to Bangor would have been easy to arrange. Granted, there would have been no obvious soundtrack, but then again the trombone proves providence provides. Sorry it's belated, but Happy Birthday none the less.Ian Applebyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13955225322451386825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-22030457968626424722007-10-15T08:57:00.000+00:002007-10-15T08:57:00.000+00:00There's nothing like a drunken love fest with one'...There's nothing like a drunken love fest with one's pals. Farewell inhibitions, hello noodles.Mopsahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17912659592484055741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-47884156701048109762007-10-14T23:50:00.000+00:002007-10-14T23:50:00.000+00:00Elberry, I'm collecting evidence to go into a full...Elberry, I'm collecting evidence to go into a full report on the evening. Your eyewitness account differs in some details with the stories I've been told. It's now getting bigger than the JFK investigation.<BR/><BR/>Eliza, so sorry. Of course you're not my niece. I was very drunk last night so it was an easy mistake to make. I hope you'll forgive me.Big Chip Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05585365213244296058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-3930544722447748862007-10-14T22:11:00.000+00:002007-10-14T22:11:00.000+00:00Hey Chip, happy b-day and all that, thing is, I'm ...Hey Chip, happy b-day and all that, thing is, I'm not your niece <BR/><BR/>xx<BR/>ElizaFAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-43096144858390780392007-10-14T20:56:00.000+00:002007-10-14T20:56:00.000+00:00i believe you said: "Saw that coggssucker Dale, br...i believe you said: "Saw that coggssucker Dale, broke his collarbone, stole his woman, took his trombone. Now who's boss? Chip, thass who. Pass me beer, whoze next on the list?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-53240824916549587742007-10-14T17:54:00.000+00:002007-10-14T17:54:00.000+00:00Erin, thank god. Thought I'd lost it. That's my se...Erin, thank god. Thought I'd lost it. That's my second most important thong. Could you send it to me? The bruises aren't as bad as they look. That goat sure had a kick.<BR/><BR/>Ronin, I'm not even sure my hangover has begun. I'm still feeling a little drunk.<BR/><BR/>Paul, yes but what if there are video cameras? That's the thing that now worries me as I try to work out what happened during the Big Chip Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05585365213244296058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-73012561108530362532007-10-14T17:06:00.000+00:002007-10-14T17:06:00.000+00:00It's okay, Chip, i, uh, took care of the evidence ...It's okay, Chip, i, uh, took care of the evidence after our night together. i'm not sure if you remember, it began when you turned up on my doorstep at 0400, screaming, "Help me with my enemies!"<BR/><BR/>Luckily i keep quite an array of gardening implements to hand.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-26910876430291046602007-10-14T15:54:00.000+00:002007-10-14T15:54:00.000+00:00Chip,late for the party. If only we had known!! As...Chip,<BR/>late for the party. <BR/>If only we had known!! As October 13th, Tetrapilotomos and I celebrated our birthday(s), too. <BR/>Thus, a little belated, but from the bottom of our hearts, the loveliest Irish blessing we can think of:<BR/>May the devil not catch you, before we shoot you. :)<BR/>In other words: Have a thongful year, full of joy and inspiration. Sláinte!Sean Jeatinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08978285783271305489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-77438284279803672892007-10-14T15:31:00.000+00:002007-10-14T15:31:00.000+00:00Even thonglateers have to let loose every once in ...Even thonglateers have to let loose every once in a while, Chippy. I'll say it before, and I'll say it again. Happy Birthday.m.a.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08662030747760941919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-88187087138900484362007-10-14T15:03:00.000+00:002007-10-14T15:03:00.000+00:00ah, it's been years since i've managed to get *tha...ah, it's been years since i've managed to get *that* drunk! what a marvellous time must have been had. if only we all had a person, sober, with a video camera for these occasions...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-84317369809227285722007-10-14T13:46:00.000+00:002007-10-14T13:46:00.000+00:00Don't worry - be happy! Only wish I had a good sug...Don't worry - be happy! Only wish I had a good suggestion for how to get rid of your hangover, Chip.Randyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03071928294799081845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404143683835677190.post-37308885424656830062007-10-14T12:34:00.000+00:002007-10-14T12:34:00.000+00:00I have your thong (the red one). And don't worry, ...I have your thong (the red one). And don't worry, that was a cheap garter belt (I bought it at WalMart for Halloween one year), but it did look cute on you, at least before it ripped.<BR/><BR/>No, I won't show anyone the pictures.<BR/><BR/>The bruises on your left thigh are probably more ornamental than indications of actual damage.<BR/><BR/>I LOVED your "swirlinator" trick, baby.<BR/><BR/>Oh Erin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.com